There once was a pirate named Bates, Who danced the Fandango on skates. He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates!
Hi! Thanks for the comments - yes, my loving child does tend to smack me around at night as he flips and flops and farts! Good to see someone else from NTx! SG
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Those are some real groaners!
Great picture.
Was it talk like a pirate day yesterday!?!
Jeff - I know, bad jokes. lol Couldn't resis.
Jennifer - No, it wasn't talk like a pirate day (That I know of) but I found this picture (took it a year or two ago) and couldn't resist!
Thanks for coming by, both of you!
great pirate you've got there, Matey!
and tangles would be a problem on my daughter's hair if it ever got brushed!
kidding! Not as bad as it used to be.
Ha! He is a very intimidating Pirate. :)
a buccaneer good one!
Very sweet pirate!
Talk like a pirate day was a few months back... I saw it on a blog page I read from time to time.
Why did the pirate become a rapper?
Arrr, so he could get some more booty!
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A Squashbuckler!!!
LOL I could go on all day.....
Hi! Thanks for the comments - yes, my loving child does tend to smack me around at night as he flips and flops and farts! Good to see someone else from NTx! SG
Crystal Chick - you are on a roll today! Those are pretty funny (so why am I groaning?). lol
Carrie - thanks, he's a cute pirate. I'm impressed with your daughter's hair. It's beautiful!
Valarie - thanks! I found those jokes online...didn't make them up myself.
Southern Goddess - someday, when he no longer wants to sleep with mom, you'll miss those flips, flops and farts! :o)
Thanks, everyone, for stopping by!
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