Tuesday, April 1, 2008

One-Eyed Remy Longlegs

How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A Buccaneer!


Why are pirates so mean?
I don't know, they just ARRRRe!

10 comments:

Jeff B said...

Those are some real groaners!

Great picture.

Jennifer, Playgroups Are No Place For Children said...

Was it talk like a pirate day yesterday!?!

Rhea said...

Jeff - I know, bad jokes. lol Couldn't resis.

Jennifer - No, it wasn't talk like a pirate day (That I know of) but I found this picture (took it a year or two ago) and couldn't resist!

Thanks for coming by, both of you!

carrie said...

great pirate you've got there, Matey!

and tangles would be a problem on my daughter's hair if it ever got brushed!

kidding! Not as bad as it used to be.

Valarie said...

Ha! He is a very intimidating Pirate. :)

a buccaneer good one!

CrystalChick said...

Very sweet pirate!
Talk like a pirate day was a few months back... I saw it on a blog page I read from time to time.

Why did the pirate become a rapper?
Arrr, so he could get some more booty!

CrystalChick said...

There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

CrystalChick said...

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A Squashbuckler!!!

LOL I could go on all day.....

Southern Goddess said...

Hi! Thanks for the comments - yes, my loving child does tend to smack me around at night as he flips and flops and farts! Good to see someone else from NTx! SG

Rhea said...

Crystal Chick - you are on a roll today! Those are pretty funny (so why am I groaning?). lol

Carrie - thanks, he's a cute pirate. I'm impressed with your daughter's hair. It's beautiful!

Valarie - thanks! I found those jokes online...didn't make them up myself.

Southern Goddess - someday, when he no longer wants to sleep with mom, you'll miss those flips, flops and farts! :o)

Thanks, everyone, for stopping by!