The Haitians need a cruise.

By now we all know about the earthquake that hit Haiti.

Thousands are dead...and thousands are without water, food and shelter.

My solution?

Princess Cruise Lines or Carnival needs to donate one of their large ships to motor on down to the Caribbean for all people to use.  That way they are off the island and in a safe place.  They will have water and shelter.  And they're safe from after shocks.

And they have a place to stay until we can rebuild or help secure things again down there.

I like my plan.

It solves lots of problems...albeit slightly unconventially and at a huge cost to the cruise line...

but can you put a price on human life?

I think not.

Are you doing anything to help?

$10 to the American Red Cross?

Bedazzled Designer Face Masks will be all The Rage by next Winter.

All of you with kids know that we're supposed to cough and sneeze a "new" way now, right?

The Bloggess was talking about this recently as well.

Instead of into your hands, you're supposed to do it into your sleeve...or armpit direction.

This is to help prevent the spread of viruses. 

Makes sense and sounds easy, in theory...but it's much harder to practice.

My "new cough" form sucks.

I get an F in execution.

BUT, the solution may be to walk around wearing those surgeon face masks instead.

The ones I've seen are freaky and something out of a horror movies, frankly, so we need to start making them in different colors...and personalized with nicknames and sayings....DESIGNER face masks!

Those pictured above are not exactly what I had in mind.
I was thinking nice color combinations with pink and brown and turquoise,
with swirls or flowers or plaids or stripes...

and we need to bedazzle the crap out of them.

Because I buy anything that's shimmery or shiny or has rhinestones.


Questions for you:

Have you ever bedazzled anything?

Would you ever bedazzle anything?

Would you wear a face mask?

Do you sneeze or cough the "new" way?