Birds of a Feather

I've never been a big fan of birds.
But they can be so colorful and pretty.

These are from the Fort Worth Zoo.

I'd love to be able to fly.

But for now, I'll stick with just photographing them.

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The Butt of the Joke

Elephant Jokes were a fad in the 1960's.
(I wouldn't know, I wasn't born until 1977)

Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A. With a blue elephant gun.

Q. How do you shoot a red elephant?

A. Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue,
then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Q. How do you shoot a purple elephant?

A. Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue,
and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

I don't know why Elephants were the butt of the joke.

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Fine Print

I have great appreciation for masterpieces of all sorts.

This dude just finished reading Plato and is feeling philosophical.

This rhino is more of a die-hard Tolstoy fan.

She can't decide whether to translate Homer's Illiad or Odyssey.

This Meercat plans to enjoy Dante's Inferno after lunch.

The giraffe prefers Shakespeare, an unlikely pairing.

I caught the elephant reading the Bible.
You just never know.

This kangaroo? Really into a historical romance.
I kid you not.


What are some of your favorite masterpieces?
Literature, art, music?
Science, math?

How about the grand masterpiece of them all...
NATURE?!

All the critters especially.

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Animal Jokes & Annie

Why did the ram fall over the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn!







What did the llama say to the blade of grass?

It's been nice gnawing you!


&


I'm sorry, those jokes were so lame, so to make up for that,
I'm going to show you Annie's new toy.

Annie has to teach her new toys who's the boss.

When all is said and done, Annie returns to doing the one thing she loves to do in her spare time.

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No monkeying around

oops, how did this one get in here?

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Kangaroo Conversations

Here are a bunch of kangaroos from the Fort Worth Zoo.
I think they're so cool!!
They have a lot to say...

Me: "Ummm, nope, not lookin' at you. Ignore the big camera pointed at you, carry on!"

ME: "Definitely not, Sweetie. A little hairy, but just the right size."

ME: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

Me: "I hear ya, sista. My pregnancy felt like that too."



Now, not to freak you out of anything, but here's the...

I'm gonna give myself NIGHTMARES!!

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