A Conversation like No Other

Remember how I was convinced that our impromptu visit to the corn fields resulted in my children's bodies being taken over by Aliens?

Well, this story isn't like that.
It's much weirder.

As I was driving around today, looking for my missing She-Ra Brain,
I was blinded by a bright pink light on a back-country road near some railroad tracks.

Thinking this suspicious phenomenon had to be related to my She-Ra Brain,
I immediately pulled over to check it out.

That's Annie with me. She loves going for rides.

I bet her brain has never popped out all Athena-like
and turned into an '80s cartoon character.

Anyone want to take that bet? No?


Anyway, I was a woman on a mission, so I set off down these railroad tracks.

And pretty soon, I came upon this scene,
which practically caused me to pee in my pants.

I'm glad I left Annie in the car.

The Unicorn was about to tear the Griffin's wings off, when I stepped in.

"Big, mythical creatures, why are you fighting?"

The Griffin said, "Because I thought McCain did the best in the debate tonight."

The Unicorn snorted, "Hell no, Obama kicked butt!"

They glared at each other.

"Dudes, don't fight over politicians!" I shouted. "They're so not worth it!"

"Oh, really, then how do you expect to solve all our country's problems?" the Griffin asked.

Huh. That's a good question, I thought. Without my She-Ra brain, I wasn't sure.
I was going to have to BS the best I could to get out of this one.

"I know, let's vote Pioneer Woman to be our new president!" I said. "She'll cook the best meals for the whole country and take awesome photos of calf nuts for the whole world to see! Calf nuts bring about world peace, you know."

"If we're voting for bloggers, then I choose Black Hockey Jesus," said the Griffin, shooting fire out of it's nose. "He talks to dead people."

"I heard OHMommy was going to put her vote on the candidate who sat best on a stool," said the Unicorn thoughtfully. "Anyone who can coordinate her three children's clothing while traveling through Poland is mighty impressive."

"OH, my good friend Kat would be a great leader! She could whip this country into shape in no time and she'd put free peanut M&M dispensers on every street corner!"

"And, who are YOU again?" asked the Unicorn.

Well, I'm not big like those bloggers, but I'm Rhea, from Texas Word Tangle. Look, here are the new business cards that Darcy made for me."

And with that, the Griffin and the Unicorn wandered off,
my new business cards tucked in their pockets.

Aren't they awesome?

I want to go up in a hot air balloon and toss them into the sky!

Let Texas Word Tangle rain down on everyone!!

And, yes, I've lost it.

Until I find my She-Ra Brain again, you're stuck with weird posts like this.

This is the closest to a political post I'm gonna get.

I'm in love with my new cards. Do you have something new you like?
Did you watch the debates?
Have you seen any mythical creatures lately or my She-Ra Brain?