Elephant Jokes were a fad in the 1960's.
(I wouldn't know, I wasn't born until 1977)
(I wouldn't know, I wasn't born until 1977)
Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A. With a blue elephant gun.
Q. How do you shoot a red elephant?
A. Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue,
then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q. How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A. Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue,
and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
I don't know why Elephants were the butt of the joke.
28 comments:
Rhea, you crack me up! :) Cute elephant pics!
Really cute elephant pictures. My butt looks like the baby ones..crap.
Cute joke! I wonder why elephant jokes were so popular back then.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees, silly!
Amazing how mottled the skin of a baby elephant is! Quite varied tonings!
LOL ... Most entertaining elephant post!
Hugs and blessings,
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away his credit cards.
Thanks for coming by to visit.
You are an absolute nut...
But that's why I luv ya so much!
How do you know if elephant has been hiding in the fridge? Footprints in the butter.
I loved elephant jokes when I was a kid. I remember that one...and the one about the cherry tree. I wonder if there is a book of them out there.
lol!!!
superb elephantine laughs!
I still tell my kids those jokes, Rhea, even though they just shake their heads!
Funny:-)
Those were about the dumbest jokes I've ever heard/read, but I love the pics of the elephants!
Justine :o )
Elephants have such a zen quality about them. :o)
you know I've got a thing for elephants... great pics...
Bwahahaha... loved these sooo much and they are ones I haven't heard and yes, I was born in 1966 when the elephant jokes were a big hit as well as the duck jokes... sigh.
A fantastic post!
Who knew?!
Elephants are silly. I think the huge butts make them a prime target.
norwood
I don't think the elephant minds...he's getting attention isn't he? Cute jokes & nice photos:)
Too funny! I love elephants. They are so smart. I love the Fort Worth zoo. One of my favorites.
LOL !!! I love your blue elepant jokes :-)
Very cool photos of the elephants :-)
Totally mad post, but great fun and really terrific images.
Stopping in from SITS and enjoying these silly jokes!
I'm guessing politics... Love the photos :)
Hey Michele, Why do ducks have webbed feet?
Why to help stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have big feet?
To stamp out the duck fires.
Butts in any way, shape or form are funny. Especially the noises that come out of them. At least in our house, they're funny!
Love the elephant photos.
Why did the elephant wear his red pyjamas to bed? His blue ones were in the was.
Hahaha! I wonder if elephants laugh at elephant jokes. ;-)
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