Showing posts with label texting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label texting. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Texts Without Context



My 15-year-old just texted me "metamorphosis frans kafkat."

Out of the blue.
No other context.

I'll admit, I had to Google it ... and it led me to think
that maybe he needs me to buy him The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka?

Or is this a new teen text strategy to confuse parents?

Want to read another funny mother-son texting story?




 

Monday, May 14, 2012

Texts from a 10-Year-Old on Mother's Day




My younger son has inherited his older brother's cell phone
and discovered the joy of texting.

Texting me.

When we went out to eat with family on Mother's Day,
he quickly became bored
and started texting me surreptitiously from the same table...

Remy: We need to swim NOW

Me: True that. Word. 

Remy: (word?) true that double true
Remy: Ready to swim?

 Me: Soon my little tadpole. Soon. 

Remy: If im a tadpole then ur an egg
Remy: Egg

Me: Frog 

Remy: tadpole 
Remy: dog

Me: puppy poop 

Remy: 2shea

Me: touche?

Remy: What evs
Remy: Its called S L A N G
Remy: Don't matter i luve u
Remy: i mean i love u

Me: I love you too! 

Remy: i love u more

Me: I love you most of the mostest. 

Remy: imposible.

Me: possible.



 

Monday, December 28, 2009

Greyhound Bus Travel - LIVE

I decided to save money and take the Greyhound bus to Austin and back for Christmas.
It was either a $68 bus ticket, $100 gas for my own car (plus wear & tear), or a $148 plane ticket.

Having never traveled through Texas by bus, I decided this was too good a blogable adventure opportunity to pass up!


So, I told friends and family that I was going to text them by phone LIVE my adventure.



and about 9 people were interested (my mom, two sisters, my 12 yr old and a few friends)


Here are my texts from the beginning of my journey, north of Dallas, all the way to Austin.
Enjoy!


9:45am

 - On bus now & driver was surprised I had a ticket. Apparently most people dont.


9:53am

- I have two seats to myself but something smells funny and I dont see seatbelts.


10:03am

- looks like we are stopping in Richardson and that wasnt on the itinerary. crap wonder how many other stops we have.


10:15am

- I had to enlist the help of my neighbors to figure out how to adjust my seat.


10:27am
- should I be worried the driver sits in a bullet proof booth?!








10:30am

- if anything goes down, i am jumping in there with him.


10:42am

- in big bus station in dallas now to transfer buses. station packed but has gift shop cafe and potties and an arcade.


10:45am

- i want to take picutres but fear being mobbed.


(at this point, one of my sisters recommend I not use the toilets on the bus and not to make eye contact.  And a friend told me to take secret photos with my camera phone, which I did, but have no idea how to get those to this blog.)


11:03am

- my arcade choices are house of dead, mrs pacman and cruisin exotica.


(my 12 yr old son texted me back saying "pacman" thank goodness)


11:08am

- now in line to get on next bus...at least i think its the right line.


11:29am

-an asian girl in line behind me told everyone this was her first bus ever.  newbie.


11:36am

- hope the himalayan salt lamp in my suitcase isnt broken yet.


11:43am

- driver just told us that there is no smoking on the bus and that the bathroom is part of the bus.  duh


11:48am

- this bus sounds like it is passing gas every 5 sec and i am not kidding its every 5 secs i timed it.


11:51am

- crap where are we stopping now?! oh, dallas south station.


12:13pm

- passenger behind me is snoring...that may be me in about an hour.


12:23pm

- update on annoying noise every 5 sec: i figured it out its the bus windshield wipers!










1:25pm

- made it to waco! nice station here with clean bathroom and the snow has followed me


2:57pm

- finally made it to austin


To sum things up...bus travel was OK.  It was nice not to worry about traffic, and I was able to read, listen to my iPod, nap and text up a storm...but it has some disadvantages.

Half the time it wasn't clear which bus I was supposed to be on.
A lot of time was spent waiting.
But it was an interesting experience.