Money on my Mind

I was stuck in traffic this morning and letting my mind brainstorm...

what do we all see every day that has not been inundated with advertising yet?



MONEY!



It would be kind of cool to advertise on money.

The government could make money...ON money.

I've written a post on foreclosure scams & credit restoration

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I also wrote a post on Avery Island,
a unique island in Louisiana that's a salt dome and home of Tabasco Sauce.

Dog-Earred Capitalism

I'm in love with Annie's ears.
Annie, my Labrador Retriever.

If I'm feeling stressed.
I pet her.
especially her ears.

They're so soft.
Unbelievably soft.
and silky.

I want to make a blanket out of them.
But that might send PETA after me.

And I'd hate to leave a bunch of ear-less dogs running around.
They'd look like alien dogs.

I thought about clipping Annie's ears off, maybe they'll regrow like a lizard's tail...
I need to carry her ears around in my pocket, like a lucky rabbit's foot.

I mean, where did the rabbit foot tradition start?

I might as well start a new one with dog ears...
But, Annie's particular about her looks, so I don't want to take her ears.

But, I promise, they are the softest thing ever.

If anyone's interested in starting a new avaunt guard business with me...just let me know.

Dogs have the softest ears.

Clearly this kitten agrees with me.

The Pea Under My Mattress

I haven't been sleeping well lately.

My children have been sick.

It doesn't seem to matter how old they are, when one or both gets sick, I don't sleep well.

I worry.

I've been doing this for over 11 years.

Right now it's my Remy who's sick.

And when he's sick and miserable...the whole house feels it.

But, the worry is not contained to just him.

I lie awake at night trying to figure out what gifts to get which family members...

or how we can work out visiting everyone in the time we have off...

or where I need to plant my money tree...


Are you sitting on a great gift idea?
What's has you worrying?

The Fine Art of Bribery

My boys starting learning the value of money from a very young age. We didn't grow up with a money tree in the backyard or a gold-filled underground vault in Gringotts, so my children figured out pretty quickly that money came from our wallets, and that to get that money into their grimy little palms, they had to work for it.



Maybe we should have taken more of the Capital One approach and set up a system, logical and with plenty of financial planning...but the system we settled into instead was bribery.

It started with potty training.

I set the ground rules. "If you tee tee in the potty, I'll give you a quarter. If you poopoo in the potty, I'll give you a dollar." I was desperate. A couple of weeks until pre-school started, where diapers weren't allowed, and nothing else had worked.

$20 later, we no longer needed diapers. It was worth it. For both us and them.



Elementary school honed this way of thinking into their constantly networking and newly sprouting neural pathways when we started paying them for good grades. We rewarded them a dollar an "A."

Our boys, they're so smart, they started making all A's.




Now they are eleven and six years old. Good grades still apply for earning money, as do chores and trips to the grocery store.

Here's my grocery store policy. "If you don't throw coffee beans, hit each other with the cart or hurt each other, but instead help me out and behave, then you can each have seventy-five cents to get cheap, plastic toys from the quarter machine when we're leaving."

It works.

My boys have worked hard for their money by going in the potty, making good grades and behaving in public. They have learned the value of money and the fine art of bribery.

"Mama, if we pick up the dog poop in the backyard, will you pay us $20?" Oh, yeah, baby.

Then their grandmother comes to visit from out of town and gives them each $100 bills.

Wait a second, no freebees!! This ruins everything...no, wait, I get it. She's bribing them to look forward to her visits...to ensure fun time and love. Ok, cool, I get it, no problem, bribery is still alive and well in this household.

It even works on me. I wrote this whole post in hopes of winning an iPhone from Capital One and Parent Bloggers. Go check it out and do your best to get one too. :o)



Sidenote: My boys do save up their money for those items they want and can't wait for Christmas or birthdays to get. And they are so proud of themselves for buying it on their own. A sense of pride that just handing them things doesn't bring. It's worth it.