The Poo Log, the Pimple Popper & the Vibe

I have an iPod Touch that is just awesome.  It's really incredible.

But, I really want an iPhone.

I'm very into apps these days.

There's an app for anything and everything.

I download mostly free ones, but...

The most expensive app is iRa for $900.

iRa Pro and iRa Direct are used to view and manage super-expensive enterprise surveillance camera installations. Clients could include corporations, schools, government, etc.

There are useful apps like maps, GPS, dictionary and other reference apps.

There are fun, crazy apps, like the koi pond, the bubble wrap popper and silly games.

Then there is the crazy.

Like the Poo Log where you can keep track of your bowel movements size, frequency and consistency.

Based on the best-selling book, "What's Your Poo Telling You?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth MD, Poo Log is the top choice app for discerning Poo-ers everywhere. Don’t be fooled by imitations, and don’t miss “What’s My Pee Telling Me?” coming this fall to bookstores everywhere.

Reviews of Poo Log, the book:
***** Great gift for the poop lover. – Sandy, Amazon reviews
***** The Poo Log gives you a giggle while you dribble – Larissa, Amazon reviews
***** Hi-Larious! – A. Miller, Amazon reviews

Finally! What every iPhone and iPod Touch has been waiting for – the Poo Log, a digital timer and journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement. With a clever mix of bathroom humor and legitimate medical information, Poo Log allows you to track your digestive workings and graph your poo – all with one hand. With handy references, trivia, and interesting nuggets throughout, this digital Poo Log makes every trip to the can an e-loo-cidating experience. Who knew one could learn so much from poo?

There's a pimple popping game where you can pretend to pop pimples.  ewww.

And then the one that sent me over the edge in disgust...a vibrator app!!

I'll never look at the iPhone the same again.  lol

I still really want one...but not for poo or pimple or vibes.

Seriously.

My Cell Phone is smarter than my iPod

We arrived home from Florida today.
Our Disney trip was awesome.


I took over 500 photos, so you will be hearing lots and lots about this trip
for the next month at least.


But, seriously, my cell phone is smarter than my iPod.
When we flew from Texas to Florida...my cell phone changed it's time.


But the iPod didn't.

Your Momma's so ugly her birth certificate's an apology from the condom company.

This week, I go into work later than usual, so I'm able to take both my boys to school. The downside is I'm getting home pretty late at night.

In the car this morning, my 12 yr old, Donny, was forcing upon me sweetly sharing a new app from his iPod Touch. (For you who don't speak ilanguage, an "app" is an application for entertainment or a game or something like that.)

This app is called "Your Momma." And yes, you guessed it, it spits out tons and tons of "your momma" jokes. Sweet Jesus.

The first twenty were funny...but after a while...I might make him walk to school tomorrow. That was pure torture.

Guess what?! I've been invited to my first puppy baby shower! Unique idea, yes? Any good gift ideas?

And, nope, I haven't slept in my car this week. Things are looking up!

And, no visits from the hormone brothers, thank goodness.

Now I've just jinxed myself, haven't I?

I'm behind visiting everyone and replying to comments, but I will get to you, I promise!

Scalene Triangles in the MIddle East need to take a nap.

I wake up around 5am each morning...to get myself and the kids ready for school, to make lunch boxes and prepare backpacks.

I drive the 12 yr old to school.
We talk about life.
I helped quiz him on the Middle East for his Social Studies test today.
In doing so, I realized I never really knew what "OPEC" stood for (the actual letters).
I learned a lot quizzing him.
He knows where all the countries are better than I do.
He's learning the differences between Judaism, Islam and Christianity.
He's learning why everyone's fighting in Israel.




Yesterday I quizzed him for his math test on isosceles triangles & other triangles.
I'd never heard of a scalene triangle before.




Lately I've been enlisting Texas Homeboy to take the 7 yr old to school. So that I can make sure I'm not late to work.

My ten mile commute to work usually takes 30 minutes or so.
I listen to NPR.

At work, I can listen to music on my iPod.
Which is awesome.
I'm not sharing my playlists.




I have an hour for lunch.
Sometimes I work right through it.
Sometimes I go get something to eat in a drive thru.
Sometimes I bring my own lunch and eat in the break room.
I usually read a book while I eat.

Wanna know what I did during my lunch hour yesterday?

Ate lunch? no.
Went shopping? no.
Read a book? no.
Worked? no.

I climbed into the back seat of my SUV.
Cracked the windows.
Set the alarm on my iPod.
And slept.

I wonder if the entire parking lot heard me snoring?
Have you ever napped in a weird place?