There once was a pirate named Bates, Who danced the Fandango on skates. He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates!
Hi! Thanks for the comments - yes, my loving child does tend to smack me around at night as he flips and flops and farts! Good to see someone else from NTx! SG
Those are some real groaners!
ReplyDeleteGreat picture.
Was it talk like a pirate day yesterday!?!
ReplyDeleteJeff - I know, bad jokes. lol Couldn't resis.
ReplyDeleteJennifer - No, it wasn't talk like a pirate day (That I know of) but I found this picture (took it a year or two ago) and couldn't resist!
Thanks for coming by, both of you!
great pirate you've got there, Matey!
ReplyDeleteand tangles would be a problem on my daughter's hair if it ever got brushed!
kidding! Not as bad as it used to be.
Ha! He is a very intimidating Pirate. :)
ReplyDeletea buccaneer good one!
Very sweet pirate!
ReplyDeleteTalk like a pirate day was a few months back... I saw it on a blog page I read from time to time.
Why did the pirate become a rapper?
Arrr, so he could get some more booty!
There once was a pirate named Bates,
ReplyDeleteWho danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
ReplyDeleteA Squashbuckler!!!
LOL I could go on all day.....
Hi! Thanks for the comments - yes, my loving child does tend to smack me around at night as he flips and flops and farts! Good to see someone else from NTx! SG
ReplyDeleteCrystal Chick - you are on a roll today! Those are pretty funny (so why am I groaning?). lol
ReplyDeleteCarrie - thanks, he's a cute pirate. I'm impressed with your daughter's hair. It's beautiful!
Valarie - thanks! I found those jokes online...didn't make them up myself.
Southern Goddess - someday, when he no longer wants to sleep with mom, you'll miss those flips, flops and farts! :o)
Thanks, everyone, for stopping by!